On this week's program, Jesse and Jordan discuss ideas on how to toughen up Portland, gourmet catnip and what teenagers really like. They also give some invaluable advice to those about to embark on college life! Not to be missed.

Jordan and Jesse eat a bag of gummi bears that have melted into a solid mass, discuss their trips to other cities and more.

Jesse and Jordan compose an elaborate tribute to former New York Mets third baseman Howard Johnson.  And other stuff.