Allegra Ringo and Renee Colvert from the MaxFun show "Can I Pet Your Dog?" join Jordan for a special holiday episode including hot toddy recipes, Jordan’s Mom’s review of Creed and the challenge of picking a movie to watch with your family on Christmas.

Big Time Gene O'Neill joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the golden age of hilarious basketball player commercials, Ted Cruz meme culture, and Jordan's secret santa experiences.  Plus Jesse is a Work-A-Day Goth, Jordan gets a dick shvitz, and Traitor Joe comes up. 

Jordan and Jesse roll duo in this episode for a discussion of the magical land of Mentos commercials, Rage Against the Machine's apology for Limp Bizkit, and the enchanting dream of a listener.  Plus, there's an update to the Ted Cruz correction policy.

Nick "Repeat" Adams joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Greek yogurt dumps, Jesse's Christmas decor-fueled dad rage, and Finneus, the white guy with dread locks who worked at KZSC.  Also: Talking Rain water, power dad shit, and real-beard Santas.