Sarah Morgan (The Fear podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Sarah's first experience eating a funnel cake (and her favorite kinds of batter), Jesse's update concerning his status as the King of Drugs, and the unique texture of the British mints Sarah brought for everyone to try. Plus, there's a new character in the British person doing a funky American accent category!

Helen Zaltzman (The Allusionist podcast, Answer Me This! podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the stress of interacting with actors in character at theme parks, the ways in which Costco has changed since Jordan has been there last, and Helen's missed opportunity to find out about David Bowie's crank.

Action Item: which "happiest place on earth" should Jordan visit this week: Costco or Disneyland?

John August (Scriptnotes podcast, Arlo Finch book series) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's recent premium cable hotel movie viewing of Q the Winged Serpent, Jesse's time-wasting trip to the Southwest Museum, and the time John almost got into a fistfight in a Broadway theater.

Check out John's Arlo Finch book series!

Andy Kindler and J. Elvis Weinstein (Thought Spiral podcast) join Jordan and Jesse for a truly wild episode with a cavalcade of characters and a discussion of the best and worst mints from everyone's childhood, Jordan's recent squirrel sighting, and terrifying movies that parents let children watch.